I’ll give this mission points for creativity. The missions are so matter-of-factly laid out that there is no point or humor made. It’s not that I find any of these subjects or how it’s handled offensive, it’s just so poorly done that there’s no comedy to it. Another has you helping people cross the boarder by putting them in a giant slingshot and launching them over while boarder patrol is shooting at you. One will have you visiting an abortion faire to shut it down with various rides commenting on abortions. Missions range from collecting stray dogs and cats to a van where it’s heavily implied the guy inside is just eating them. Even when there is one semi-amusing idea of a side mission, it ends up feeling hollow because of how stiff and poorly done the world is. The “fun” is supposed to lie within the ridiculous side characters and the missions they have you do, but majority of the time the janky gameplay ruins it. Say goodbye to Paradise and prepare for hell… I mean Edensin.Įssentially the whole point of Postal 4 is to take random jobs around the town to make money, and sometimes when things get over crowded you can start a mini-game to go postal and clear it out. With everything he owned taken away, he now focuses on the local town of Edensin to make money. After stopping at a gas station, his car and trailer are stolen, leaving him only with his dick in his hand. So who am I to deny its request?Īpparently this game takes place right after the disastrous events of Postal 2, no there is not an actual Postal 3, with Postal Dude and his dog driving away from Paradise. Besides the utter lack of comedic timing or writing, the game is just broken in so many ways it was actively not wanting me to continue. Let me try again, when you deliver them with the gusto of an awkward tween trying to be edgy and funny on 9Gag, you’ve already lost me. It’s not like I’m too stuck up to enjoy dirty and immature jokes, I basically live those day-by-day, but when you deliver them with the gusto of a wet fart… actually that would have been better. There aren’t many games that have managed to have immature humor, didn’t take itself seriously, had random gameplay, and also completely bored me without a single laugh or giggle.
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